"Time wounds all heels."

"Both optimists and pessimists contribute to our society. The optimist invents the airplane and the pessimist the parachute."

"I never submitted the whole system of my opinions to the creed of any party of men whatever, in religion, in philosophy, in politics or in anything else, where I was capable of thinking for myself. Such an addiction is the last degradation of a free and moral agent. If I could not go to Heaven but with a party, I would not go there at all."

"A plant can't live without roots. Your soul is your root."

"Of the seven dwarves only Dopey had a shaven face. This should tell us something about the custom of shaving."

"If you want to understand why things are the way they are, follow the money!"

"I believe in God, only I spell it Nature."

"numbers are confusing"

"When I die, I want to go like my Grandma did-- peacefully in her sleep, not screaming like all her passengers."

I believe in the right to arm bears. Put that in your Constitution and smoke it.