"Even a frustrated chicken shouldn't vote for Colonel Sanders."

"Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish."

"In Soviet Russia, hot chicks want you!"

"Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it."

"Even if you're voting for the lesser evil, you're still voting for evil."

"But I thought YOU did the backups..."

"It's ROI or die."

"And now a word from the NULL device."

"He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife."

"Jesus saves. The others take 2d20 crushing damage."