What did the shy pebble say?
"I wish I was a bit bolder."

What did Buddha say to the hot dog vender?
"Make me one with everything."

I love old expressions that you hardly ever hear anymore. Don't you? Let's bring some of these back!

Exclamations
What in tarnations?
Dagnammit!
Sweet sassy molassey!
Galloping gargoyles!
By George!
By Jingo!
For Pete's sake!
Leaping lizards!

Descriptive Phrases
from heck to breakfast
knee high to a grasshopper
darn tootin'
fit as a fiddle
fit to be tied
snug as a bug (in a rug)
splash my boots
got a hankering
when the apricots bloom
apple pie order
small potatoes

Expressions
Hey is for horses
Paint the town red
The world is your oyster
greatest thing since sliced bread

And of course, this classic from the lovely Nicolle: "There's more than one way to skin a cat with a bullfrog up its ass!"

Yup, now you can vandalize church signs from the safety of your keyboard.

There are about 200 Starbucks in Orange County, described by the local GOP as the most Republican county in the country. That is a Starbucks for every 15,000 people. Can you say "Cappucino Conservatives?" I think I'm really on to something here. I mean, who else could afford four bucks for a cup of coffee?

I've always enjoyed the Demotivators site (Despair.com). My only complaint is that they don't churn out enough products. I saw this item on "Potential" tonight and it really hit the spot.